Witty pick up lines

Witty pick up lines

  1. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  2. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
  3. You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
  4. Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
  5. You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
  6. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
  7. Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
  8. Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
  9. Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
  10. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
  11. Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
  12. Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
  13. You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.
  14. I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
  15. If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
  16. How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
  17. I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
  18. (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
  19. You are a 9 – you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
  20. Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
  21. You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
  22. I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.
  23. Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!
  24. This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
  25. I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
  26. Here’s the key to my house, my car… and my heart.
  27. if we shared a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
  28. Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
  29. If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…
  30. Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!
  31. See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
  32. Stare at girl . (“What’re you staring at?”)
  33. You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
  34. You’re hotter than donut grease.
  35. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  36. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  37. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
  38. Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
  39. If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.
  40. I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
  41. Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
  42. I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
  43. If you were a steak you would be well done.
  44. It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
  45. Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
  46. Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
  47. Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
  48. Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] ‘Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
  49. Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
  50. On The Phone
  51. She/He says: “Hold on”
  52. You Say: “Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.”
  53. Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
  54. Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
  55. Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
  56. Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.
  57. You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
  58. You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
  59. Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
  60. When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
  61. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
  62. Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
  63. I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
  64. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
  65. It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
  66. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.