Terrible Pick Up Lines

Terrible Pick Up Lines

  1. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  2. Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, “Wanna screw?”
  3. Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
  4. My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
  5. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  6. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  7. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
  8. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  9. I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
  10. Hi, I
  11. Hey. Do you have that Hawiian Disease? What? “Comeoniwannalayya”.
  12. Hi my name is (your name), did I mention I have a penis?
  13. Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night
  14. Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.
  15. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!
  16. Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
  17. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
  18. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  19. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  20. Did you know that the word ‘motel’ spelled backwards means ‘letom’?
  21. Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew…
  22. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  23. Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
  24. Can you believe it? It’s been more than fifteen minutes since I’ve had sex.
  25. Can you believe that just a few hours ago we’d never even been to bed together?
  26. Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
  27. Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.
  28. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
  29. Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
  30. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
  31. Baby, Ive got and eight inch tounge and i can breathe through my ears.
  32. Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
  33. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
  34. Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  35. Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ‘cuz you look sweet and delicious.
  36. Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
  37. Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
  38. Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
  39. Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.
  40. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?