Pick Up Lines for Guys

Pick Up Lines for Guys

  1. Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.
  2. Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
  3. I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
  4. “Do you like cherries?” [No.] “Ok, can I have yours?”
  5. Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.
  6. Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
  7. [Excuse me, do you have the time?] “Yes, do you have the energy?”
  8. At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”
  9. Do you have a phone in your back pocket? Because your booty is calling me.
  10. (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
  11. Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
  12. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
  13. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
  14. Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
  15. Does your ass have Allstate insurance? [No, why?] Well do you want it to be in good hands?
  16. Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
  17. You have been very naughty. Go to my room!
  18. Do you like Wendy’s? Cause you’re gonna love Wendy’s nuts slap yo face!
  19. Don’t ever change. Just get naked.
  20. Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them…
  21. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
  22. Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.
  23. I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
  24. Hold out two fingers and say: “Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?” (I don’t know.) “‘Cause they’re mine sweetheart.”
  25. I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
  26. Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
  27. I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
  28. Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
  29. I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
  30. I’m not Asian but I’ll still eat your cat.
  31. Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.
  32. Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
  33. I have a job for you, but it blows!
  34. Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!
  35. The things I would do if I got a few roofies in you.
  36. Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.
  37. You’re so hot you could make a deceased man’s dick rise from the dead!
  38. As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
  39. You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
  40. Do you like tapes and CD’s? Cause I’m gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD’s nuts.
  41. Do you work at the wood store? Cause I could’ve sworn you gave me wood before.
  42. Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)
  43. Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.
  44. I’m peanut butter, you’re jelly, let’s have sex.
  45. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
  46. Remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later!
  47. Nice shoes, wanna f**k?
  48. Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
  49. Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?
  50. Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?
  51. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
  52. Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition
  53. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
  54. Do you like jalapeƱos? Cause in a minute I’ll be jalapeƱo pussy.
  55. Are you a shark? Cause I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.
  56. Are you jewish? Cause the way you’re looking at me, I’m beginning to think Jewish this dick was in your mouth.
  57. Do you work for Papa Johns? Cause you’re a fine pizza ass.
  58. Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it
  59. Are you from China? Cause I’m China get in your pants.
  60. Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I’ll stuff your crust.
  61. Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
  62. [Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
  63. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.
  64. The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
  65. We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f**k.
  66. What can I do to make you sleep with me?
  67. Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
  68. I wish you were a screen door, so I could slam you all day long!
  69. Do you like yoga? Cause Yoganna love this dick.
  70. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
  71. I’d like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart…
  72. Hey! Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the f**k outta me!
  73. If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
  74. My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
  75. If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
  76. Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?
  77. Do you like jewels? [Yes/No] well, suck my dick, it’s a gem.
  78. They say sex is a killer… Do you want to die happy?
  79. First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.
  80. Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
  81. I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.
  82. So, Is it safe to say I’m gonna score?
  83. I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
  84. I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
  85. Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!
  86. Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
  87. Are you gay? [No] Wow, me neither, let’s have sex.
  88. If I washed my dick, would you suck it? [No] Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks.
  89. Nice f**king weather. Want to?
  90. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
  91. We’re out of bleach. Do you want to go in the janitor’s closet and make out?
  92. There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
  93. Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
  94. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
  95. What do you like for breakfast?
  96. Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
  97. Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
  98. Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
  99. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
  100. Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.