Hilarious Pick Up Lines

Hilarious Pick Up Lines

  1. The best clever pick up lines on the Internet, they are guaranteed to work on smart people either girls or guys. Enjoy reading these cute and not dirty clever pick up lines.
  2. Are you a 90 degree angle ? Cause you are looking right!
  3. Hey gorgeous ! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.
  4. You must be the square root of two. Cause I feel irrational around you.
  5. Hey pretty, do you wanna date me ? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip
  6. Hey baby, do you believe in love at the first sight, or should I walk by again.
  7. Nice pants. Can I test the zipper ?
  8. Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what that’s made of ? Boyfriend material.
  9. You’re my favorite weakness.
  10. I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.
  11. Are you a beaver ? Cause dam !
  12. Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.
  13. Our smiles should touch now!
  14. You breathe oxygen ? We have so much in common.
  15. Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.
  16. With guns like these who needs a phaser ?
  17. Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine.
  18. Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
  19. Are you related to Yoda ? Cause YODALICIOUS
  20. You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.
  21. Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are be au ti.. Full
  22. If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
  23. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U ?
  24. Is your name Wi-Fi ? Cause I’m feeling a connection.
  25. Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.
  26. If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you’d be able to travel back in time, no problem.
  27. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
  28. I want you to be my emergency contact person
  29. Please stop looking so attractive, I’m trying to stop liking you.
  30. I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly. Because I like you !
  31. I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
  32. Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.
  33. I’m inFATuated with you!
  34. You’re my cup of tea.