Funny Pick-up Lines

Funny Pick-up Lines

  1. [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
  2. Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
  3. You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast!
  4. Be unique and different, say yes.
  5. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
  6. You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
  7. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  8. They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
  9. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
  10. You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
  11. (Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
  12. Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
  13. If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!
  14. Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
  15. I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
  16. You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.
  17. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  18. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
  19. When God made you, he was showing off.
  20. Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
  21. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
  22. Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re “mmmm… good!”
  23. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
  24. Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
  25. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
  26. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
  27. Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
  28. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
  29. I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
  30. Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle
  31. I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
  32. Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
  33. If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
  34. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  35. (Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
  36. How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
  37. Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.
  38. Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
  39. When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
  40. Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?…Why?] Because I need your name and number.
  41. Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
  42. (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
  43. This time next year let’s be laughing together.
  44. Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
  45. Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
  46. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
  47. Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
  48. Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
  49. Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!