Corny Pick Up Lines

Corny Pick Up Lines

  1. Do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
  2. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
  3. You’re just like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
  4. Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
  5. If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
  6. My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
  7. Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I’d love to spread them!
  8. There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
  9. I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
  10. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
  11. I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
  12. That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
  13. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
  14. I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
  15. I think it’s time I tell you what people are saying behind your back… “Nice ass!”
  16. I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
  17. Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!
  18. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
  19. Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
  20. Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
  21. Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
  22. Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
  23. My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
  24. Are you from the ghetto? Cause I’m about to ghetto hold of dat ass.
  25. You know what I like in a girl? My dick.
  26. Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
  27. Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
  28. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
  29. I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
  30. If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven’t been in my pants yet!
  31. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
  32. Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.
  33. Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
  34. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ between ‘F’ and ‘CK’ F**k me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Laura?
  35. Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
  36. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  37. Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
  38. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
  39. Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
  40. Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.
  41. Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?
  42. You can call me cake, cause I’ll go straight to your ass.
  43. Are you hungry? Cause omelette you suck this dick.
  44. Do you like pudding? Cause I’ll be pudding this dick in your ass.
  45. Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
  46. Do you have an inhaler? Because you’ve got ass ma.
  47. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together
  48. Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy’s getting smashed tonight!
  49. Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.
  50. Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?
  51. Do you go to church often? Cause you’re gonna be on your knees tonight.
  52. Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
  53. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
  54. I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
  55. You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
  56. Just remember: To you, I am a virgin.
  57. What’s the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
  58. I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
  59. I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
  60. What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
  61. Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
  62. I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?
  63. I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
  64. Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!
  65. I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all.
  66. Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
  67. I’m hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?
  68. Do you come here often or wait till you get home?
  69. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants.
  70. Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
  71. Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U.
  72. Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
  73. You smell like trash. May I take you out?
  74. If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.
  75. Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
  76. I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
  77. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
  78. If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?
  79. That dress looks great on you…as a matter of fact, so would I.
  80. So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
  81. Miss, If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
  82. Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
  83. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
  84. Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!
  85. Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
  86. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
  87. Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
  88. We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows… You’re hot and I wanna be on top of you.
  89. Wanna go on an ‘ate’ with me? I’ll give you the ‘D’ later.
  90. You’re so hot, even my pants are falling for you!
  91. Are you from the Philippines? Because I wanna phil you with my penis.
  92. Do you like Ramen Noodles? Cuz I’ll be Rammin’ my noodle in you later.
  93. Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.
  94. Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place.
  95. Baby I last longer than a white crayon.
  96. Do you like to draw? Cause I put the D in Raw.
  97. We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I’ll poke you.
  98. You remind me of the movie “Scarface” cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.