Clever Pick Up Lines

Clever Pick Up Lines

  1. Are you a 90 degree angle ? Cause you are looking right!
  2. Hey gorgeous ! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.
  3. You must be the square root of two. Cause I feel irrational around you.
  4. Hey pretty, do you wanna date me ? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip
  5. Hey baby, do you believe in love at the first sight, or should I walk by again.
  6. Nice pants. Can I test the zipper ?
  7. Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what that’s made of ? Boyfriend material.
  8. You’re my favorite weakness.
  9. I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.
  10. Are you a beaver ? Cause dam !
  11. Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.
  12. Our smiles should touch now!
  13. You breathe oxygen ? We have so much in common.
  14. Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.
  15. With guns like these who needs a phaser ?
  16. Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine.
  17. Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
  18. Are you related to Yoda ? Cause YODALICIOUS
  19. You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.
  20. Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are be au ti.. Full
  21. If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
  22. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U ?
  23. Is your name Wi-Fi ? Cause I’m feeling a connection.
  24. Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.
  25. If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you’d be able to travel back in time, no problem.
  26. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
  27. I want you to be my emergency contact person
  28. Please stop looking so attractive, I’m trying to stop liking you.
  29. I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly. Because I like you !
  30. I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
  31. Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.
  32. I’m inFATuated with you!
  33. You’re my cup of tea.