Awesome Pick Up Lines

Awesome Pick Up Lines

  1. Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?
  2. You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
  3. Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
  4. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  5. Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
  6. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  7. You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
  8. You look like trash, may I take you out?
  9. You smell… We should go take a shower together.
  10. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  11. You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
  12. What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
  13. Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.
  14. Woman to Man: Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
  15. Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
  16. Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
  17. If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
  18. I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
  19. I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter.
  20. I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?
  21. How much will $20 get me?
  22. He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We’ve established what kind of woman that you are, we’re just haggling over the price.
  23. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
  24. Excuse me M’am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)
  25. Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
  26. Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
  27. Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
  28. Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
  29. Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
  30. Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
  31. Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.
  32. [man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said u look really fat in those pants!
  33. A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.