30+ Amazing Pick Up Lines

30+ Amazing Pick Up Lines

  1. I just want to tell you that you are really beautiful [pause], but I was gay.
  2. Damn girl, you are beautiful, let me get your email address.
  3. You are so sexy! You look like my mother.
  4. You can punch the guy… [pause]… With my lips?
  5. You make me remember my dead ex – girlfriend.
  6. What color is your shit?
  7. The Sung more common used in a gay bar: can push the stool?
  8. The things that I would do if I have some barbiturates in you.
  9. The fact that I am losing my teeth means that there is no more space for your language.
  10. One of the things on my list is a…… Strange girl. And if you don ‘t get one soon, won’ t let me promise…
  11. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can ‘t handle.
  12. I am a little depressed since my vasectomy.
  13. I ‘m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I ‘m Batman.
  14. Ten million dollars’ worth of inheritance does not mean a lot when you have a weak heart
  15. I am bigger and better than the Titantic only 200 women came down on the ship.
  16. If I jumped on his back, he hit me?
  17. If I can’t pay you a drink, at least, let me correct your laptop computer.
  18. I want to have my children, (pause) great! They are in the car outside…
  19. I absolutely love to exchange bodily fluids with you.
  20. I drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile off to hunt a laundry truck can take dirty clothes in
  21. It would tear my eyes just so you have more holes to screw me on
  22. I want to floss with your pubic hairs.
  23. I want to live of socks to be with you every step of the way.
  24. Hi, do you speak English? (yes). Oh, me too.
  25. Hi, I have big feet.
  26. Hi, I am a necrophiliac, how good are you play dead?
  27. Hello, dear… Do you have any disease? Do you want some?
  28. Hey, honey, as long as I have a face, you will have a place to sit down.
  29. Find a girl at the bar, go to her and say, “you put the ass hot in my glass.
  30. Girl, you are like a car accident, because I just can ‘t look away.
  31. You do it, because you surprised me.
  32. You know, I saved the life of the girl last night? (n) I pulled a piece of meat from the mouth to save her life, 6 inches. You can save your life?
  33. His father had sexual relations with a carrot? Because you have beautiful eyes.
  34. You ‘re my period? If this is the case, I know how to insert buffers.
  35. As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit down.
  36. Dear! You are so beautiful that I could drink from your bath water!